The News Bite, 3-23-11
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Open with disclaimer about Japan earthquake/tsunami and regards!
THIS WEEK IN VIDEOGAME VIOLENCE:
http://kotaku.com/#!5782708/game-boy-puts-the-bomb-in-school-bus-bomb-scare
AND
The Innanets goes gaga for Little Zangief:
http://deadspin.com/#!5781702/the-ultimate-anti+bullying-psa-kid-fights-back-with-devastating-body-slam
http://deadspin.com/#!5782089/revenge-of-the-bullied-casey-becomes-an-icon
Player vs Player in Dark Souls seems like murderous fun
http://kotaku.com/#!5781915/you-are-going-to-be-responsible-for-making-dark-souls-even-harder
WB’s AU Mortal Kombat appeal doesn’t work:
http://www.kotaku.com.au/2011/03/mortal-kombat-appeal-is-unsuccessful/
BUT:
http://www.kotaku.com.au/2011/03/oconnor-and-r18-im-not-going-to-let-this-matter-end/
Disasters, celebrities and death rumors:
http://kotaku.com/#!5781589/the-death-rumors-that-plague-pokmon
Listen up, bronies:
http://kotaku.com/#!5781325/stop-what-you-are-doing-and-watch-this-my-little-pony-video-right-now
Call of Juaraz, sure…but what about narcocorridos?
http://kotaku.com/#!5781299/call-of-juarez-the-cartel-creators-argue-their-first+person-shooter-is-no-celebration-of-the-mexican-drug-war
And I just hit the average….ugh:
http://kotaku.com/#!5780902/xbox-lives-achievement-numbers-are-slightly-terrifying
This is why interconnectedness is a BAD thing, mkay?
http://kotaku.com/#!5781198/player-banned-from-dragon-age-ii-for-calling-ea-the-devil-a-glitch
Valve doin’ that comic thing again, possibly:
http://kotaku.com/#!5781121/valve-plans-to-bridge-portal-and-portal-2-with-a-surprise-keep-gordon-freeman-out-of-it
The creator of the Masuda Method still hasn’t caught them all:
http://kotaku.com/#!5780945/just-because-he-made-pokmon-black-and-white-doesnt-mean-he-caught-them-all
I wish my life had a HUD:
http://kotaku.com/#!5780932/life-is-the-rpg-that-ends-with-you-die-so-how-about-earning-points-and-tracking-it
Controversy! And why no one should care:
http://kotaku.com/#!5782097/dragon-age-ii-dev-rates-his-own-game-on-metacritic-ea-bets-obama-voted-for-himself-too
Oh, UBISOFT:
http://kotaku.com/#!5782011/ubisoft-did-not-get-the-memo-that-guitar-hero-was-dead
http://www.destructoid.com/ubisoft-pirates-own-music-for-assassin-s-creed-ost–196510.phtml
EA considers Wii a “legacy platform” like the PS2, hints at possible Wii2:
http://www.gamedaily.com/articles/news/ea-hints-at-wii-2-says-wii-is-now-legacy-platform-/
Nintendo:
Mario Kart Kreator Justifies the Dreaded Blue Shell:
3DS:
Streaming movie trailers in 3D!
http://kotaku.com/#!5774610/streaming-3d-movie-trailers-coming-to-a-3ds-near-you
Mario coming to 3DS…revamped SMB3?
http://kotaku.com/#!5774547/of-course-mario-is-coming-to-the-nintendo-3ds
3DSVC getting Game Gear and TG16 games:
http://kotaku.com/#!5774515/game-gear-and-turbografx-coming-to-nintendos-3ds-e+store
Nintendo teaming with ATT to provide free WIFI hotspots:
http://kotaku.com/#!5774498/nintendo-teams-with-att-for-more-than-10000-wi+fi-hotspots
3DS will play netflix:
http://kotaku.com/#!5774468/the-nintendo-3ds-will-play-your-netflix
Next game from Mojang Specifications is…
http://kotaku.com/#!5772637/the-next-game-from-the-makers-of-minecraft-is
Magicka to get an expansion…in Vietnam?!
http://kotaku.com/#!5773504/the-most-surprising-fantasy-game-expansion-pack-ever-created
New domain names spark rumors of GTA5:
http://kotaku.com/#!5771315/rockstars-nutball-domain-names-can-only-mean-grand-theft-auto-v
Doing good has its own rewards:
http://kotaku.com/#!5773095/charity-is-nice-but-so-are-massive-indie-paychecks
This TLOZ map is amazing:
http://kotaku.com/#!5773035/a-map-fit-for-the-legend-of-zelda/gallery/1
Panasonic drops plans for its MMO portable:
http://kotaku.com/#!5773094/panasonic-realises-its-mmo-gaming-handheld-was-a-silly-idea
(but hopefully Razer hasn’t)
Agree/Disagree: ReDead the scariest enemy in gaming?
http://kotaku.com/#!5769908/video-gamings-most-terrifying-enemy-was-made-bynintendo
Not all social games have to look ridiculous:
http://kotaku.com/#!5772975/not-all-social-games-have-to-look-like-they-were-made-for-children
A mod that recreates school shootings:
http://kotaku.com/#!5772830/the-school-shooter-video-game-aims-for-columbine-massacre-simulation
Valve has plans for Steam on your television:
http://kotaku.com/#!5772480/steam-wants-to-take-over-your-television
Oh, yeah: iPad 2:
http://gizmodo.com/#!5774469/ipad-2-all-the-details
Microsoft kills line of gaming mice, again:
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/03/02/the-sidewinder-sleeps-tonight/
New expansion to SOASE:
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/03/01/sins-of-a-solar-empire-rebellion-news/